Other studies in the works put The National Lunchbox Report against over-the-counter pain relievers, anti-convulsants, anti-histamines, anti-balding creams, peanut-allergy suppressants, quinine, penicillin, horse pills, bennies and various remedies for discrete gender-related conditions; while it’s too soon to make a conclusive statement in most of those studies, early trials suggest the new album by The Editorial We is more effective and improves blood-flow and stamina.

We respectfully request the medical community cease and desist the use of The National Lunchbox Report to improve the lives of people everywhere through it’s unintended beneficial medical applications. While the music and lyrics it contains have thus far been clinically proven to cure everything, such application is a misuse of its content.

As for the general listening public, we hope that you are able to judge The National Lunchbox Report for its artistic merit and look past the unintended improvement to their health. This album, though in fact technically a panacea, should not be treated as such.

Get it?  We use you.  Not the other way around.

OK, cheeseburgers–this is it!  The long-awaited National Lunchbox Report is now available in good-ol physical CD format (in satisfying 4-panel digi design with lustrous color and antiqued finish). See our “Shop” page for deets.

This beaut spins 10 tracks at you, ranging from the neo-Cistercian trip-slop of “Nervous System” to the post-transcendentalist crunk-folk dreamscape of “Cannibal.” This album tears down genre and class barriers and then rebuilds them twice as high with a rubbery translucent material.

The Report is also available on a number of music sites.  To wit:  iTunes, Amazon, Lala, eMusic, and probably some others we’ve forgotten about already.  So consume our output via the medium of your choice!  You will not regret it.